I got the influenzas and I coughin' on your stuffs

So Sunday night, all was great. I went to sleep at about 1am, then woke up at 5am Monday morning with a scratchy throat. Couldn't go back to sleep so I made breakfast and chilled at the PC for a few hours. By Noon, the throat was full blown sore as hell and my body started feeling like an old man. I knew the crap had landed. By 10:00pm I had the chills that damn near shook my teeth out... with my heat blasting and 3 covers on. Tuesday morning I took my temperature, I was rocking 102 degrees ... dang. No worky for Tony. Needless to say, my boss was pissed, but he was lucky I showed up today. My fever broke in the night but I am still sick as hell. I was on so much Day Quill and Theraflu it seriously felt like I was stoned and buzzing drunk. On top of that, everything went against us today, I didn't even get a lunch. I feel worse now then I did when I was fevered. One of my worst days ever.... I begged for blunt force trauma to the face.